Apocalypse

9-5-2016(I haven't edited this article)

 

If I don't expand your mind by the end of this article then tell me who can expand it better.

 

So there was a quality cheap room for rent in a low budget part of town. I've needed such a place to stay for a little while and  I was about to qualified for it had I not written this e-mail. I wrote the e-mail because I thought he was a manipulative jerk just by his response to me in an e-mail.

 

He didn't respond to my e-mail for about a day and a half and then he wrote this:

 

"Can I get back to you in a day or two? I'm a bit tied up on other properties, and I'm processing applications. I will call you tomorrow. "

 

 

I wrote him back thus:

 

No worries. Take your time. The ones from 250-375 are usually in places that no one wants to live. A low budget & safe neighborhood was obvious to me when I arrived. Most rich people don't want to live in low budget neighborhoods because they want to exalt their status by looking really good by paying to live in a luscious wealthy one. Budgeting is how all the greats make room to invest in a better future. My strategy is to save up for money to invest in resource that is sure to raise the size of my paycheck. What can you get with 3,000 dollars? A greater skill and bigger paycheck or work conditions. I plan to rinse and repeat until I have reached the perfect salary to accomplish all of my financial goals--and they are lofty.
 

Why do I say so much? To make your life more interesting.

 

We all pay for the status we think we need to find the people we want to be around. The more attraction we have to making intelligent decisions the easier it becomes to accomplish those goals. Discipline and wisdom in financial matters can carry us to a place where money is never a problem.I'm perfectly ready to get there and I think everyone should be in a place to do the same. If we all accomplished this then the people of the world would all be ready to fix it.I love depth and that is my strategy as a writer. Intelligent people love depth & that is the difference from the great & those that don't see the need to be.I bet you no one you've ever met has answered an e-mail like this and no one ever will. I suppose only someone like myself could ever pull it off.I'd wait till next weekend for a move because I'm already filling my schedule up with stuff to enjoy because this weekend is too soon for any of my offers to fill me just yet.When it comes to a place to stay I've got to pay my own way and be around healthy people or it just won't feel right.So any ways I'll be working on my script tomorrow so you don't need to be hasty about calling. About how long people like to wait to respond to me is often how long I take to respond to them unless it's work related.I passed up a 365$ room in a good enough neighborhood because it smelt funny.The next good budget room I get will be a good story to tell and I hope my landlord(s) like the story.

 

If you hold these truths in common then you are a responsible person.

I'm the deepest mortal you will ever meet.

TTyl,Bruce

 

 

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So I turned down the room by writing this e-mail. I didn't feel he was the kind of person that I'd want to knowfor some reason. I went with my gut and wrote him this e-mail.

 

 

Well there you have it guys, no one would ever have reacted to a situation like this by writting an e-mail like this.

 

do you know it? Only Elijah the prophet is so deep.

 

What are the similarities between Elijah and Jesus Christ?

 

Both were mostly homeless.

 

Both had tremendous capacity to expand the mind.

 

Both used the power of God to do great things(IE Elijah and the unwasting cask of grain and oil, Elijah vs the priests of Baal, Jesus feeding the 5,000, Jesus walking on water, Jesus walking through walls, Jesus Healing the sick, Jesus raising the dead).

 

"Chrissid" money is using divinity to qualify for all the resources you need.

 

Examples of 'Chrissid' money:

**Jesus feeding the 5,000.

**Jesus turning water into wine.

**Jesus and the money in the fish's mouth: Jesus uses God to bring forth a fish that had gobled up a piece of money to pay taxs for both Peter and himself. Hidden depth: Jesus was telling us that taxation is fishy.

**Elijah and the unwasting cask of grain and oil.

 

Problems occur in every civilization that make getting high illegal. God would support a civilization where people get high as long as they do it responsibly.

 

Elijah was one of my past lives. I plan to use my gift to do a show about me asking girls questions about sex. Imagine how I expanded your mind right now about stuff you never realized. Imagine how I can open your mind about things that are sexual?

 

If I wanted to test my wife by offering her a boy toy she could use while I was away on business by actually marrying him to her and also receive a revelation about how to divinely qualify to watch your wife have sexual relations with someone else then people would think I'm crazy because they think with their dick and don't want to hear about some women have dreams about have children with two different men without it being taboo--and that it can go both ways...

 

Not what anyone wanted to hear right? So I phrase things in a way to take you to the edge and then ground you out with something else expansive: God is the law. He can make something that's evil become righteous(like when he ordered the israelites to kill the Midianites, or when he commanded Abraham to Sacrifice Isaac).

 

The only usual way a woman can really get two husbands is if she can get two or more men of low status to be them--because most men would prefer to see themselves having sex with a woman than someone else.

 

I'll create mega controversy over such a tv show if I can get it up off the ground and declare myself Elijah's new incarnation in the process.

 

Some people will be amused by the show, others will think it evil and others will praise it for its mind expanding power.

 

I'll probably start it with some youtube videos.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Both ascended into heaven.