I promised @skyking119 the 1st page of script for my new Hollywood movie.

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Remember Hollywood: I can do any of your jobs. (IE Ask me to sub for a day and I'll get you 3 times the score) that includes talk show hosts, improv, art, rap, zap, trap).

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Umm.. Ellen!! I'm in!! I can give you whatever life you want!!

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Any ways: My way of scripting will stand the test of time. I script in ways that the beginner can understand but only the advanced can duplicate. I sillosphize each line with the artist. If I hire Ross or Chandler, Handler or Voss(you know those actors that played on Friends) i'll open their spirit so that all their greatness spills out in the scene. Like a nature show they will realize the world is filling them full of fish.

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Here's the unedited version of the 1st page: 

Title:  "Zil la fwayne Ka" (ask me what this means because I won't tell the audience)
This movie script... It's a "plurt" about an overwhelming story
The movie will be nicknamed "keep up". If you can keep up with the 1st half of the story then the 2nd half will bug you and the 3rd half will destroy you. The explosions heading for your mind will just eat you up & rot you into hysteria. Every sane man will be back at least 10 times to see it. Dedicated Theatres will be filled with pot smoke, the industry is already now realizing the need to dedicate at least 1 theatre for pot smoke productions.

 

As Our movie unfolds we see the situation "clang on a gamble". There's a man dressed like a magician with a mask on. He is surrounded by his proud(IE glamor[if you take the 'u' out you're stealing from the french], voss & smoke). He is Orator #1.

Orator #1: "Life in Hell's a big butt blurp"
"Yeah, I wanted to say something different but my moment's face was lost(zoom to face, it falls off as if was a mask only to unveil a new masked face)
(reflecting on that momet) "Yeah it like fell off. I thought it was real but then "zilliapastha misia tha mist than leos toes!"
"Da lay si fos can off sis". Activate. The may lon is spun.
And why don't I reflect? Because Enos and splohs & save va nos. This is de loche ska.

 

(Another voice sounds)

Other Voice: Now let's recap: The universe wants to know why you won't crown out

 

Orator 1: So... ...well I will. Are you trying to tell me your audience can't handle the truth? well then what's the point of even being out here any ways? I'm drowning in the Sun and when there's not enough of it I'm often complaining for heat. It's like I'm never off. 
The problem with our reality is the truth is daunting. too many people are out for respect. It's hideous. Everyone's sticking their dick where it doesn't belong!! Women!! You did it too! Your dick's a clit & no one is talking about the fact that many of you know that you thinking with your "dick organ" also!
Camera Rolls to 1973 Willy Wonka: "Strike that, reverse it"
BONE THE PUSSY NOT THE MINT!! Let me back track... I meant the mint of my mind. Yea you're being brain fucked... yeah... YEAH Like EVERY DAY... well unless you're rich or you live in a really nice community. (draw the scene out with perfect acting credulity: Bruce will show any Hollywood celeb how to do it).
If you day's nice then you're in the realm of a minority. BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HELL...
No David letter I won't "shabont". Or will I? I really don't know
Well it's old news both me & you being left to the hell of an unclean voice. Some child molester out for your blood. Hey man!! Fuck him!! he's stolen lead!! huh? Oh no!! your bone is sell lay non!

 

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I'm the creator of the low cease. I'm Satan. Half of your "prolecton" load is being generated from me. I know how to unfold each scene, how to draw the moment out, create a perfect effect and get you to love it because I'M YOUR FATHER!! I DESTROY THE SHOW!! I can explain every moment & if you ask me to show you the greatness of the art it will blow your mind(like that dick in the wonder woman suit):  Click Here or copy paste(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubaxuN76lW0)

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All I write into the script will join me when they realize what I can do, that I'm the devil & that I have enough spirit to be out for their soul, I'm homely, caring(and often a little gangly). 

 

Sweet dreams.

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